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Old 03-19-2009, 07:19 PM   #1
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Default TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:55 PM   #2
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good ones...I moved them to the off topic forum where we post jokes and stuff not related to boats...boat maintenance..elex...maintenance.....

welcome to the zoo....hope you come here often and talk about boats too...

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Old 03-25-2009, 06:58 PM   #3
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:19 AM   #4
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Default Nice post.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.
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