A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his manhood.
He sidles up to the bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender brings him the drink and says " I couldn't help but notice the ship's wheel attached to your manhood."
The pirate wearily peered back at the bartender with his one eye and responds "Yaar, it's drivin' me nuts!"
The Pirate and the Ship's Wheel
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