IRAN

[MaxumNewbie]

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.

Bush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

[seapuppy]

that's a good one.... :shock: ....but I'd rather see that whole district of the world turned into a glass parking lot.....tired of futzing with those idiots.....

I work with a bunch of iranians....they're thinking process's are really off compared to the average civilized western world....the part about an eye for an eye...a life for a life is just not right....