Frankie and the bear

[seapuppy]

> Frankie was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear
> hunting.
>
> He traveled up to Alaska , spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
> Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around
> to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "That was a very bad
> mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
> Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
> briefly, Frankie decided to accept the latter alternative.
>
> So the black bear had his way with Frankie . Even though he felt sore
> for two weeks, Frankie soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed
> out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear
> and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
>
> This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly
> said: "That was a big mistake, Frankie . That was my cousin and you've
> got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
> Again, Frankie thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly
> bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with
> Frankie . Although he survived, it took several months before Frankie
> fully recovered.
>
> Now Frankie was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
> managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet
> revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
> He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The
> polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it Frankie , you don't come
> here for the hunting, do you?"
>
8) :shock: