Dr.'s Diagnosis

[shrew]

A woman goes to the doctor for her routine physical and describes a series of symptoms she's been experiencing lately. The doctor runs a series of tests and when the tests comes back he asks that the woman have her husband accompany her to the consultation. He meets with both and then asks if the woman can step outside while he speaks with her husband briefly in private. The Dr. procedes to explain to the husband that the tests were somewhat inconclusive. "We've narrowed it down to two possible issues....It's either a very rare form of Alzheimer's or a rare variation of the Aids, however it's a too early to determine conclusively and they will need to perform tests. The man asks the doctor what he recommends.

The doctor replied, "Well, what I'd suggest is on the way home, drop her off on the outskirts of town........If she shows up at home later today.......Don't sleep with her!!"

[seapuppy]

ouch!!!!....either way he's screwed!!!


SP