don'tdo it son

[ed & inge]

a boy wants to buy a moped, and studying the ads in the newspaper



his father sees that he has been in the newspaper seeking and asking ... "what are you looking for my son?"?



"I'm looking for a moped Dad", he answers



Dad says that ... "you better can't buy one out of an ad of the newspaper.... because the same way I have found your mother, and I walk more alongside your mum than I a'm riding her"

[shrew]

Mopeds are like Ugly girls. They're fun to ride until one of your friends see you.