dead cow

[seapuppy]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were driving down a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened....meanwhile, she stayed in the car making
phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of their best reserve wine & the farmer's sister that was staying over made me a happy man in
the bedroom"

"My God, what the hell did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, Good evening I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just accidentally killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."