backward life
Would it not be an innovation!
Have you ever thought what happens if you would live reversed?
Sounds like more fun.
To begin, stand up from the dead, a spectacular start.
If you get out of the box, you will be welcomed by your family and best friends, so you do''nt have to find your frends, but they are there allready. And they all brought a little flower.
Then you take a good 20 years behind the geraniums, take your whiskey every day, sometimes a trip with a boat, your monthly payment from social securety.
On one day there is suddenly a guy at your door with a golden watch. He gives you a good paying job right away.
As the years pass, you get more and more sense to work, you always feel better, you can smoke as much as you want because your lungs are getting cleaner.
You can drink whatever you want, the males are getting smaller. You get rid of your belly without your having to do anything. You will also increasingly take your husband or wife. In the beginning you only have sex 1 time a year, but at last 10 times a week.
At some point you have to go to school but you know everything so you do'nt care at all.
And the last years of your life you can enjoy playing in the sandbox, you can steal what ever you want, you're lost all your teeth.
Then a few months a woman breast sucking, even after 9 months in safe, warm womb, and then end up in a blissful orgasm!
thats real life i'll guess
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