a few jokes

[seapuppy]

Michael goes into a bar and orders five very large whiskeys, and as fast as the barman is pouring them Mick is drinking them, the barman says “why are you drinking so fast?” Mick replies, “you would be drinking fast if you had what I have”, the barman enquires, “why what have you got?” Mick replies “about 45 cents"





Paddy walks up to Mike Tyson and says, “what would you do if I called you an idiot?” Tyson’s reply was “I’d beat you to a pulp”. So paddy says “what would you do if I thought you were an idiot?” Tyson replies “nothing because I don’t know what you’re thinking”, So paddy says “I think you’re an idiot
Steve